There was an old man and a young boy sitting cross-legged at the edge of the dock. The man was fixing nets, and the boy was trying to do the same. The man worked methodically and efficiently, his fingers splicing and melting the ropes back together in the blink of an eye. The boy had managed to entangle himself, and was discretely trying to free his hand from the mess without his father noticing that he had gotten stuck in the first place. This is why he was whistling, and lightly shaking his limp wrist, as if bored. He didn't want to attract the disapproval of the guru.
"Papa, why must we do this.?"
It was a cold morning, and the fog clung around the two hunched fingers like a mother. Their world was old boards. of the most uncomfortable make. and their nets. Beyond that everything was blue, green and grey. The boy was uncomfortable, but the old man, being made entirely of wood, had little in the way of a sensory apparatus. He spoke with a deep, barky voice that flaked of into splinters at the end of sentences.
"I must do this because I am a fisherman, and this is what fisherman do. You must do this because someday you will be a fisherman too."
The boy stopped to consider this for a long moment. He considered his house, and he considered his family, but he also considered trees, and wind, and other strange creatures. He considered the pretty girl down the road, and he considered his friend, Charles. He considered knights in shining armour duelling distressing damsels and thought himself mighty clever for such an original twist. After a great deal more of such consideration, his mind returned to the present.
"But what if I don't want to be a fisherman."
The old man sighed, for there is only one response to such a question. Unfortunately, he was not used to talking to something that was either a fish, a boat or a cloud.
"Son, you may not realise this yet, but you will someday."
The boy finally freed his hand, and grinned in relief. Then he grinned in confusion.
"Realise what?"
"That everyone envies the role of the fisherman. With the obvious exception of our good king, their are no people no more respected in this land."
"Really."
The man squinted at his rope.
"Indeed, for their are none stronger, nor more able, than a fisherman."
"You can't mean to say that you could best a pirate, or one of the Amaul Guards."
The man grimaced at his rope.
"Indeed I do, pirates are criminals, and as such could never hope to best an honest man in a fair fight, in fact, I have kept some of the more famous pirate leader's skulls as trophies to remind myself of exactly that."
"How come I've never seen them then."
"Naturally, I keep them locked in the sea chest under my bed. You are still too young to see them now, but I have left them to you in my will."
"Thanks pa."
"You are welcome. As for the Amaul, I have never had cause to fight one (for that would be villainous) but I can say this: Although they are admirable men, and their daily training regime is somewhat impressive, it can not hope to match fighting sea monsters for a living."
"Fishermen fight sea monsters?"
"As must all who sail these waters. They are a plague upon this sea that has cursed us for many generations."
"Well..."
Understandably, the boy's response took a while.
"Well, if all that sail these waters are forced to battle sea monsters, then surely your pirates would be just as well trained as the fisherman."
"You would think so, but they are dirty rotten cheaters. They bring along cannons to drive the monsters off, which is helpful in the short term, but breeds laziness and self satisfaction later. Everyone knows that the only noble way to take down a sea monster is with one's fists."











Everything that happened to me in Buenos Aires I owe, in some way, to Aleph's death. Or to geographical destiny. Or to the God behind the God who moves the God who moves the players who moves the pieces and begins the round of dust and time and sleep and dying in your poem, Jorge. Or to the designs of an ancient plot set in motion exactly four hundred years ago in the library of the King of Bohemia. Or merely to the trapped animal's unconscious feelings of respect for a well-made trap and a desire not to disappoint the person who went to so much trouble to set it...
My role is to see, describe and, now, write about what I saw. Someone or something is using me to untangle the tangled plot over whose direction I have as little influence as the pen has over the poets who wield it, or man over the gods who manipulate him, or the knife over the murderer. A plot whose denouement lies in your hands, Jorge.
Or should I say "in your tail".
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"Almost immediately he dreamt of a beating heart. He dreamt it as active, warm, secret, the size of a closed fist, a garnet colour in the penumbra of a human body as yet without face or sex; with minute love he dreamt it, for fourteen lucid nights."
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Who put FUNNY on my SERIOUS?
i spent half my evening trying to get to 3333 page views to appease luke or anyone else with a palindrome/repeated number fetish. why i'm sorry i'm not sure.
continue forth!
p.s. you might get a favourite... i'm rather aroused... by the pictures, obviously.
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an existing existence.
OM NOM NOM NOM!
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HEY. HAVE YOU EVER PLAYED A VIDEO GAME "Command & Conquer: Red Alert"? THE MAMMOTH TANKS ARE ONE OF THE MORE POWERFUL UNITS IN THE GAME, THEY PRESENT A FORMIDABLE FORCE TO ANY OPPONENT. THE TESLA COILS ARE A WISE DEFENSIVE STRATEGY, FEW CAN SURVIVE THEIR
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